Written
Pieces
"The
Nickelodeon Fall 2006 Programming Line-Up" -- [5/3/06]
Hey Kidz!
We here at Nickelodeon Laboratories have been working day and night to
bring you some brand-spankin' new NICKTOONS, and we are rolling
them out THIS WEEK! Our new goal at Nick isn't just to provide you with
goopy, messy, high-quality, KIDS ONLY fun, but to teach you
about the real world outside your tree-forts! Nick and societal
education now go hand and hand! Read on to see what our FUNTOLOGISTS
have cooked up for you this week!
SHOW DESCRIPTION:
Having quit his job at the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob Squarepants and
mentally-challenged starfish friend Patrick go underground in their
hometown of Bikini Bottom to live life "like it was meant to be lived."
Unfortunately, SpongeBob and Patrick failed to realize that EVERYONE
has to pay federal taxes, even their beloved under-sea clam
commune (The Lazy Liberals!) Now our poriferan pals are on the
run, narrowly escaping the ever-watching eye of Police Chief Tiger
Shark at every turn! Will they get away this week? Tune in to find out!
EPISODE DESCRIPTION:
This week, SpongeBob and Patrick's only friend, Sandy Squirrel, gets
brutally tortured and murdered by Police Chief Tiger Shark in an
attempt to find our free-loading, fish-like friends! SpongeBob and
Patrick are solely to blame.
Meet the
kids of The Sunny Hills Orphanage as they go on exciting adventures to
find
their biological parents and discover the truth about their sordid
pasts!
EPISODE DESCRIPTION:
The kids journey to find Scrappy's real parents. When they
finally do, the Sunny Hills Gang once again finds that Mommy "just
wasn't ready to love them yet."
SHOW
DESCRIPTION:
A group of well-to-do, racially diverse youngsters get together
every week to produce a cable-access television show!
EPISODE DESCRIPTION:
This week, Sven saves the day by using his Swedish fluency to read the
assembly instructions for the new IKEA interview desk. Also, after an
awkward end to the big company water balloon fight, Dave learns there
are two meanings to the phrase "Wet back."
SHOW DESCRIPTION:
My Daddy's a Sailor "edu-tains" kids about how career goals don't
always pan out. Join Stevie and his "naughty-cle" father Rocko as they
live, love, and learn in beautiful Carson City, Nevada.
EPISODE DESCRIPTION:
Rocko loses his job at the club and tries his hand at teaching
Stevie's 4th grade class. In the end, Stevie has to teach his dad that
its not always time to "ride the pony." Nickelodeon encourages
parents to watch this very special My Daddy's a Sailor with
their children.
SHOW DESDCRIPTION:
Join host Steve Buscemi on a fun-filled romp through history,
literature, and world cultures!
EPISODE DESCRIPTION:
Steve Buscemi sets course to the desert nation of Namibia to explore in
great detail their ancient border dispute with Botswana! All of Mr.
Buscemi's dialogue containing curse words or references to shooting
himself in the face have been replaced with fun facts about US
Presidents.
